It’s not Christmas until you stalk your best friend’s wife. Or fly to Wisconsin. Or fall in love in love with someone who doesn’t speak your language. Or flirt with your boss. Or get the attention of a girl who doesn’t know you exist.
Yup. That’s Love, Actually. Love comes in all shapes and sizes and flavors and textures.
How to Commemorate:
- Learn how to profess your love in another language.
- Dance in an empty house.
- Tell the truth.
- Play drums.
- Go to a concert or Christmas pageant.
- Dress like an octopus or lobster.
- Pick someone up at the airport.